Insane deals we have.
Strong you must be, young Freebie Hunter.

Stuff on the Dark Side, sheer plentiful it is.
Are you prepared for the Force?
Dont flinch - and the deal might be yours!

it will be DARK FORCE FRIDAY!,
(aka Thursday in some part of the world - be on time!)
and we will give away a huge load of stuff - 
for a mere shipping charge.

To grab an insane deal, YOU have to turn up 
in the Dark Lord's live stream (chat room) 
and follow the instructions. 

Put that date in your calendar. Now! Its soon!
Blink and you missed it.

Begun it has.

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